Severe Tire Damage Band Members
Guitar and Vocals
|Good: Skydiver, Scuba, Snow skier, Author.
Bad: Cadaver allograft ACL, Slacker.
Quote: "Enjoy us loudly with your friends."
Bass and Vocals
|Good: Inline Skater, Solved F9, Invented Millicent.
Bad: Has MS, Factors large prime numbers.
Quote: "We *are* the hype."
|Good: Private Pilot, Taught woodshop at summer camp.
Bad: Two knee meniscotomies and counting.
Quote: Regarding Severe Tire Damage: "Now I know why I became a Computer Scientist."
Quote: "Verbs? Uhhh... 'Green.'"
Fog and Imaging
|Good: Snow Skier, Competition Sailor, Road/Mt Biker.
Bad: Ruptured Achilles tendon, Two major heart attacks.
Quote: "Will three fog machines be enough?"
Effects and Networks
|Good: Snow Skier, Scuba diver, Motorcyclist, N6BDE.
Bad: Frequent Mountain Dew Hangover.
Quote: "I've got enough microwave links to broadcast from the beach."
Audio and Hacks
|Good: Author, Bassist of TBFKAT (The Band Formerly Known As Trogus).
Bad: British car enthusiast.
Quote: "Yes, I am wearing earplugs. What's your point?"
Severe Tire Damage Friends
- Hania Gajewska: band manager emeritus, not affected by fog.
- Ken Beckman: founding member; drums, live audio engineering.
- Anna Karlin (of Anna's All-Girl Band): founding member; guitar and vocals.
- Amy Lansky (of Not Dead Yet): vocals.
- Dexter Kozen (of Harmful If Swallowed): guitar, composer.
- Ethan Robertson: sax and keyboards.
- Bruce Donald (of Harmfulf Swallowed): guitar.
- Daniel Scharstein (of Harmful If Swallowed): keyboards and drums.
- Paul "Shag" Walmsley: remote operator.
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