Just the thing for when the skies of November turned chilly. Fans could light their own fire or someone else's with these. Made entirely from non-replaceable clear-cut old growth by an ugly bald guy named Sid who liked to be called "Red."

Die-hard fans could accentuate their favorite body part with this keen Severe Tire Damage tattoo. Although the official Severe Tire Damage tattoo was removable, Severe Tire Damage offered to contribute five dollars towards any permanent application of a Severe Tire Damage tattoo. This offer was void for Lemmy and children under twelve.

This fine product was hand made by Buhrundi Monks in secret underground laboratories. They came in many colors and flavors and may even have inhibited conception when used correctly. The condoms did, too. "Don't Back Up" was just one of the catchy slogans on each condom package. Collectors attempted to get the whole set and traded them with friends.

There was a time when we had t-shirts, conveniently ready in time for early Christmas shopping. A great conversation starter and tubercular phlegm collector. While wearing the shirt, band members were stopped on the street by passersby who recognized Severe Tire Damage as "first band on the Internet", without necessarily recognizing the person wearing it... If the wearer's response was, "Severe Tire Damage SUCKS!" --it was probably a band member.

Remember the CD? Those strange physical objects that now sit in shoeboxes under your bed? If you're over 40, you keep them next to your boxes of casette tapes. And if you're over 60, there are probably some 8-track tapes there, too.
Severe Tire Damage is proud to have been part of that incredible rush toward consumerism. We created two CDs, then merged them into a "Best Of", just for fun.