Severe Tire Damage: The Sandwich Song

(Names removed to protect the guilty)

Three musicians, three a.m. in the studio. Time for a break. "Let's play something country!" Nothing arranged, just made it up on the fly. ...tape was rolling...

Listen:

I've got bread
I've got cheese
I've got a sandwich 
with no mold.

I've got bread
I've got cheese
I've got a sandwich
with some mold.

I've got mayonnaise
I've got mustard
I've got everything
that I know of.

And it's good
It tastes good.
It's the best
that I've had.

...if I had lettuce
it'd be better
but I can't think what to say.

And...
	...and...
	
ummmm... ketchup...
But the ketchup's 
not there.

I had bean sprouts
but they... they died
cuz I didn't eat them
for four days.
And...
	...and...
	
...I dropped my stick...

Mustard Mastered Ketchup
Anything you want,
It's good.

HOEDOWN GUITAR SOLO

I got mustard
I got ketchup
I got mayonnaise
I got a sandwich
I got angry
I broke the refrigerator
And I'm really
feeling bad

I got mustard
	...ketchup...
		...mayonnaise...
			...SPAMMMMMMM!
			
But it's better.