A dance tune for the ICU. Grab your colostomy bags and boogie down.
Russ sez:
How the hell did Steve rhyme "speculum" and "cystoscopy room"? [One of these days we'll work out the harmonies.]
Listen:
I used to go for dull romance We'd both get drunk and drop our pants Now when the week ends I look toward Sex in the emergency ward I like those quivering people They're always very feeble I make them put on sterile gowns And feed them lots of ups and downs Oh baby give me your hospital love We'll do it hanging from traction above Can't wait to put on my surgical gloves Come on and give me your hospital love Let me do it with a bed pan Let me do it with a dead man Let me do it on the table Give me shots so I am able Put me in intensive care Make sure that my tent won't tear Give me extra oxygen So there's strength to do it again Oh baby give me your hospital love We'll do it hanging from traction above Can't wait to put on my surgical gloves Come on and give me your hospital love Exploratory surgery Can't wait to see what we will see We'll start off with a speculum And then the cystoscopy room We'll keep on wheeling down the hall Our illnesses are such a ball We'll get down on our hands and knees And both end up as amputees Oh baby give me your hospital love We'll do it hanging from traction above Can't wait to put on my surgical gloves Come on and give me your hospital love
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