Buy Severe Tire Damage StuffOnce upon a time, Severe Tire Damage had all these amazing things to sell:
But then the barbarian hoardes descended on us and bought it all up.
Isn't that a nice story, children? No, don't cry. Please! I'll buy you a lollipop or a nice plush teddybear. Wait, I have a better idea...
Listen to our music online!
You can listen to our wildly-popular first album Who Cares and our rightfully-ignored second album Trial Starter Kit, all under the title, The Best We Can Do. If you're still not satisfied (and who is these days?) try our soon-to-be-obscure collection, More Crap From Severe Tire Damage.
Enjoy it loudly with your friends!