Buy Severe Tire Damage Stuff
Once upon a time, Severe Tire Damage had all these amazing things to sell:
Matches
Tattoos
Condoms
T-Shirts
CDs
But then the barbarian hoardes descended on us and bought it all up.
The end.
Isn't that a nice story, children? No, don't cry. Please! I'll buy you a lollipop or a nice plush teddybear. Wait, I have a better idea...
Listen to our music online!
Yes, all our music is available on our website. You can download the MP3s and read the lyrics, at no cost to you! And our music is also on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube, and many other places.
You can listen to our wildly-popular first album Who Cares and our rightfully-ignored second album Trial Starter Kit, all under the title, The Best We Can Do. If you're still not satisfied (and who is these days?) try our soon-to-be-obscure collection, More Crap From Severe Tire Damage.
Enjoy it loudly with your friends!