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STD ON TV

A band that sucks this much really shouldn't be on television. But since the TV folks always buy dinner and beer (and beer and beer) for Severe Tire Damage, it's a good thing. Here are clips of Severe Tire Damage that have hit the air worldwide.

Britain's SkyTV (Nov 19, 1994):


Computer Chronicles (May 2, 1995):


Britain special: Nanotopia (Nov 13, 1995):


Using the Internet (PBS, 1996):


Using the Internet (PBS, 1996):


CNET (1996):


USENIX Introduction (Jan 10, 1997):


USENIX Talk Excerpt (Jan 10, 1997):


USENIX "Chris Killed Your Dog" (Jan 10, 1997):


Korea's MBT, part 1 (Jan, 1997):


Korea's MBT, part 2 (Jan, 1997):


The Internet Cafe (PBS, 1997):


Austrian TV (ORF, Sep 8, 1997):


New Media News (Nov 19, 1997):


Windows Refund Day (Feb 15, 1999):

 

SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE VIDEO TIME-WASTERS

It's not easy filling an hour show every Wednesday night. So Severe Tire Damage has created a few videotape segments to kill time between sets. Here are a few that have been converted to QuickTime movies. They've all been sampled at only four frames per second to minimize the load so you can effectively waste time. Proactive slacking: from the only band that really cares, Severe Tire Damage.

Perspective on History
An in-depth look at the impact of the Internet on broadcasting. Features Peter Douglas, founder of the Museum of Magnetic Recording.

Severely Damaged Tires Breakfast Cereal
A commercial for "another fine collateral product from the first band on the net, Severe Tire Damage.

Severe Tire Damage News 1
The only news program by, for, and about Severe Tire Damage. Includes cigar smoking news anchor and a look at sports. Features Elizabeth Wertheimer, an actor and friend of the band.

Severe Tire Damage News 2
More news no one needs. Includes news anchor knocked out by microphone boom and "too much fiber. Features Elizabeth Wertheimer, an actor and friend of the band.

Band on Demand
A fake video made on May 15, 1999. In a gratuitous attempt to be on the Internet 24/7/365, Severe Tire Damage invented "Band On Demand". Live video from our website would show us patiently sitting around, waiting for someone to choose a song, at which time the band would race downstairs to play it. Another stupid idea from Severe Tire Damage. Until Terry Winograd requested some Severe Tire Damage video of Mark Weiser for SIGCHI '99 (Computer-Human Interaction). The Band On Demand concept almost fit SIGCHI and it was Mark's first posthumous appearance for the band, so we added Terry's request for the song "Pincushion Boy".

 

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