SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE: HOSPITAL LOVE

(Lyrics: Steve Rubin, Music: Russ Haines and Mark Manasse)


A dance tune for the ICU. Grab your colostomy bags and boogie down.


Russ sez:
How the hell did Steve rhyme "speculum" and "cystoscopy room"? [One of these days we'll work out the harmonies.]


Listen:

I used to go for dull romance
We'd both get drunk and drop our pants
Now when the week ends I look toward
Sex in the emergency ward

I like those quivering people
They're always very feeble
I make them put on sterile gowns
And feed them lots of ups and downs

  Oh baby give me your hospital love
  We'll do it hanging from traction above
  Can't wait to put on my surgical gloves
  Come on and give me your hospital love

Let me do it with a bed pan
Let me do it with a dead man
Let me do it on the table
Give me shots so I am able

Put me in intensive care
Make sure that my tent won't tear
Give me extra oxygen
So there's strength to do it again

  Oh baby give me your hospital love
  We'll do it hanging from traction above
  Can't wait to put on my surgical gloves
  Come on and give me your hospital love

Exploratory surgery
Can't wait to see what we will see
We'll start off with a speculum
And then the cystoscopy room

We'll keep on wheeling down the hall
Our illnesses are such a ball
We'll get down on our hands and knees
And both end up as amputees

  Oh baby give me your hospital love
  We'll do it hanging from traction above
  Can't wait to put on my surgical gloves
  Come on and give me your hospital love

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