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But then the barbarian hoardes descended on us and bought it all up. The end.
Isn't that a nice story, children? No, don't cry. Please! I'll buy you a lollipop. Or maybe a CD. Wait, I have a better idea...You buy the CD.
Yes, you can still get our compilation CD for the low, low price of $9.99. This CD combines our wildly-popular album Who Cares with our rightfully-ignored album Trial Starter Kit. We call it The Best We Can Do.
Enjoy it loudly with your friends!